dave-motherfucking-strider:

oomlow:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

john egbert has a small dick

pass it on

imageDave I swear to god

there wasnt really much to see

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind

nikehime:

i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood

thesegirlsareperfectprincesses:

- Transparent Princesses match your blog background! -

if you find that they look cool on your blog you should send me screencaps so I can see too 

rika-hatsuya said: Dave is a B-I-G D-U-M-B.

rika-hatsuya:

penopyl:

very rude :U

  • B - Birthday?

November 16th, 1993

  • I - Icecream flavour?

Strawberry if its the generic ice creams, strawberry cheesecake if its ben and jerrys

  • G - Grade i hated?

honest to god tenth grade, not because of my classes though, i liked them fine, it was the drama everyone in that year felt the need to start because it was their first year in a high school.

  • D - Drink you last had?

already answered

  • U - Umbrella colour?

I have a rainbow umbrella and a black and white umbrella

  • M - Milkshake flavour?

the current apple pie ones they have at dennys because good lord those are delicious, otherwise this too is strawberry

  • B - Birthday?

already answered

I can already see it now. Jade giggling as Dave pulls out his umbrella. 

I wasnt lying.

rika-hatsuya:

penopyl:

rika-hatsuya:

penopyl:

image

rika-hatsuya reblogged your post and added:

I’m not commenting on the apple thing. Honest. I swear. Nope. Not saying a thing. :P 

apple flavored jelly beans are the best you shush 

Heehee. I disagree, because cherry exists and so does kiwi. 
(of course you’re dave. it was written in the stars)

no way man apple.

close second is the pear.

third would be popcorn.

OOoohhh…. Popcorn. Mmmm…. <3

its delicious.

rika-hatsuya said: Dave is a B-I-G D-U-M-B.

very rude :U

  • B - Birthday?

November 16th, 1993

  • I - Icecream flavour?

Strawberry if its the generic ice creams, strawberry cheesecake if its ben and jerrys

  • G - Grade i hated?

honest to god tenth grade, not because of my classes though, i liked them fine, it was the drama everyone in that year felt the need to start because it was their first year in a high school.

  • D - Drink you last had?

already answered

  • U - Umbrella colour?

I have a rainbow umbrella and a black and white umbrella

  • M - Milkshake flavour?

the current apple pie ones they have at dennys because good lord those are delicious, otherwise this too is strawberry

  • B - Birthday?

already answered

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april you know what that means

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

rika-hatsuya:

penopyl:

image

rika-hatsuya reblogged your post and added:

I’m not commenting on the apple thing. Honest. I swear. Nope. Not saying a thing. :P 

apple flavored jelly beans are the best you shush 

Heehee. I disagree, because cherry exists and so does kiwi. 
(of course you’re dave. it was written in the stars)

no way man apple.

close second is the pear.

third would be popcorn.